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Floyd Landis 2.0 - Comeback of the Century

No more doping, no more EPO, Floyd has a new plan

Shortly after Lance Armstrong announced his comeback plan and his reasons, news came out that our favorite chunky Floyd will also make a comeback to professional racing in 2009. The rumor is that Floyd will race for a new version of Heath Net team.

Floyd had recently completed one of the longest and boring legal battles to clear his check from the 2006 Tour de France but lost. His story started as "ride of the century" and ended as "Phloyd is Phucked". There are many unknowns which most people don’t care anymore. However, we’ve discovered that Floyd has been working on a new strategy to make the comeback of all times.

Most viewers noticed how Floyd seems emotionally detached in the court room and left many wondering what is going on in his head. While his attorney Suh was busy flipping Powerpoint presentation and counting his billable hours, Floyd was secretly working with top scientists in Japan to undergo the most comprehensive mechanical transplant in history.

In 2006, Floyd underwent a state of the art hip surgery shortly after the Tour win. After success of that surgery, Floyd and his doctors decided to go where no cyclist has ever gone before to leap frog over the competition. No more doping, no more steroid or EPO. Floyd is going mechanical.

Stuzio has discovered a secret prototype of Floyd 2.0 in progress. Estimated target date for Floyd 2.0 is 2010. Enjoy.





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