This page is dedicated to building the most expensive ride... both bicycle and stuff on you. No sales or discounts here. The bike will cost you $23,642 and you will wear $4,236. Total ride: $27,878. Cha-Ching! One thing is clear. If you want to max out your bling bling on the apparels, you gotta be an Assos.

If you know more expensive components or apparel to help fuel the economy, let us know. Send us your cha-ching to StuzioCycling@gmail.com.

Note to rich people who doesn't know jack about bikes: If you get an urge to actually build a bike based on this cha-ching list, you will have made a grand contribution to the bicycle economy. However, the bike may NOT actually perform well due to compatibility issues & you will for sure attract strange stare from fellow cyclists. Come talk to us if you are serious(ly ill).